my "early works"

my li'l sister found a bunch of stuff i wrote 10 years ago.i wanted to scan them and upload them as a picture but i am too lazy to do it so i will type them out.
they were written while i was interning at details magazine in the summer of 98.i haven
't corrected punctuation or spelling.enjoy:

a poem

the fox sat under the hill aned was sad
the rabbit hopped by a flower and felt remorse
the bird flew overhead and pooped on both of them
fin

another peom
why does l-ife seem to suck?
it really bugs me when it seems to be true

yet another peom
killing is not tehe right thing to do.
but it is fun nonetheless
especially when uyou're drunk in the woods with rifles and someone
that you don't like resembles a deer, then it's ka-blammo time!

when you type soething it sems to be more important-
but it is usually not.
apes
and the star liquid glass monkey
tea is better than coffee
that is my opinion
this is like talking to someone, but it is not as rewarding
but at least in THIS format there is a transcript to look back on
for grammatical errors and syntax.
it is now 4:20pm
if i was somewher eld-s i would be doing smething besides typing
incohernet ramblings
i hear thatr
the new year will be fun


am not crazy
this letter is intended for a mature audiencer
i hate indoor plumbing

thiat is a dumb concept.
i appoligise
hateful i s he who hates
blessed are the cheese makes
kill the lettuce
and slay the cellery
tomahawk the tuna
tomahawk the tomatoes
beat the brocolli
terrorize the turnips
immolate the onions
skin the potatoes
(haha)
slaughter the alfalfa